alan isenberg aka "louis" (guitar, vocals, bass) survived a brush with death during the Cuban Missile Crisis in 1962, emerging with the odd belief that he is a Bernese Mountain Dog. He practices a form of yoga where one chants only consonants for hours at a time. He has spent time in the wild with spider monkeys and owns many leather-bound books.

chloe thompson (vocals) manages to combine and alluring mystique with a passion for grade non-disclosure. Wharton's edgiest nerd, she has been recognized with the B. Kembrel Jones Award For General Fabulousness.

edu (lead guitar, bass) speaks with an accent that makes him at once unintelligible and sexually irrestible. His mind-blowing solos have been reported to cure several heretofore fatal forms of leprosy.

grant bechtold (keyboards) is rumoredly the inspiration for Mischa Barton's character on "The OC." He uses his ability to play the entire Meatloaf anthology to seduce lonely bridesmaids at hotel pianos.

olutayo "tayo" osunkunle (drums) invented the genre of African drumming and can prepare a traditional Nigerian feast using only a pair of drumsticks and a cymbal.

Want to know what it’s like to eat acid with Jim Morrison in a desert in California and declare yourself a Lizard King? To watch midgets wrestle at Stonehenge at dawn? To ride a Harley-Davidson down the Champs-Elysses with Janis Joplin rubbing your nipples? negocios will take you there. To give you some sense of what's in store, last year at the end of our performance, Kembrel got completely naked, jumped on the stage, and yelled "I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!" We just have that effect on people. Get ready.

Buy your tickets today through the WGA website:

• $20: General Admission Pre-Sale


• $45: VIP Pre-Sale (100 tickets available - includes VIP seating and two hours of premium liquor open bar. You won't have to fight to get to the bar!)


• $25: General Admission at the door


• $50: VIP at the door if tickets are available.